Little Buzz Funny Little Bee Funny

We've found some of the best bee puns, bee jokes and i-liners nosotros tin can - we reckon they're the bee's knees!

They're all so honey - I mean funny - that you'll get a fizz just from reading them. notice but the right bee pun or joke that will bee perfect for sharing with your friends and family.

Once y'all've read these bee puns, jokes and ane-liners, nosotros reckon you'll have caught the bug and desire to observe more and be the queen bee of the joke world.

Bee puns

Prepare to be bee-witched by these honey puns!  Need puns for a poem or card? Nosotros hive everything y'all demand!

1) That posh wasp is just patently snob-bee!

2) Will you quit pollen my leg?

3) Tin you catch the buzz to schoolhouse?

4) To bee or not to bee, that is the question!

five) have you lot got a bee in your bonnet?

6) A forcefulness to bee reckoned with

vii) Honey, I'm home!

eight) Buzz off!

9) I don't hive a inkling!

10) Hive a nice day!

11) Bees dearest the summer considering its swarm exterior.

12) Wasp are you talking virtually?

13) Requite me a hive five!

Bee one-liners

You'll hive them laughing in the aisles with these funny-honey bee jokes.

14) Do you recall a bee brushes their hair with a honeycomb?

xv) I went to the bee store because I wanted 12 bees. Merely the cashier gave me thirteen - he said it was a free bee.

16) When a dad bee leaves the house, do y'all think the mum see says Honeycomb home?

17) That bee is talking style too quietly. She must be a mumble-bee!

18) Do you think a bee's favourite book is the Cracking Gats-bee?

19) I went into a pet shop and asked to buy a bee. The shopkeeper said they didn't have bees. I said: ''Merely in that location's one in your window''.

20) The bee who preferred to fly backwards all the fourth dimension was heard going "zzub, zzub, zzub!"

21) I may accept never seen a bustling bird, simply I've definitely seen a spelling bee.

22) When bees get married, they really look forrard to the honeymoon.

23) The bee got fired from the hairdressers. The only style he could do was a fizz-cut.

‍

‍

Question and Answer Bee Jokes

24) What practise you call a bee that's a bad loser? It's a cry ba-bee!

25)  What's a bee's favourite sport? Carpet-bee.

26) What did the mummy bee telephone call her babe? My little hum-issues.

27) What do yous call a bee that tin't make up its heed? A maybe

28) What are the names for bees from America? USBs.

29) What do you call a bee that needs a drink? Beehydrated!

30) What did the mummy bee say to her naughty son? You lot must beehive!

31) What do you call a bee that never quite got into the hive? A wanna-bee!

32) How practise bee boys and girls go to schoolhouse? They take the buzz.

33) What do bees get given on the starting time twenty-four hour period of school? The sylla-buzz.

34) Which painter do bees like? Pablo Bee-casso

35) If you lot have a bee in your hand, what practise you have in your eye? Dazzler. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

36) What is a bee's favourite Spice Girls unmarried? Wanna-bee!

‍

‍

37) What's stripey and flies at xxx,000 feet? A bee on a plane

38) What is yellow and black and goes along the seabed? A bee in a submarine.

39) What do they call a bee that doesn't stop talking? Blabb-bee.

xl) What are the bees' favourite weapons? BeeBee guns.

41) What happens to a bee that belches near the queen bee?   It gets a royal pardon.

42) What's worse than beingness a fool? Fooling a bee.

43) What practice bees love to chew? Bumble gum!

44) What did one bee say to the other when they both landed on the same flower? Buzzzzzz off!

45) Which shape is a bees' favourite? A Rhom-buzz!

46) What did the teacher bee say to their students? Bee on your best bee-haviour!

47) What was the hive's favourite Shakespeare line? "To bee or non to bee"

48) What does a bee like playing in the park? A fris-bee

49) What do you call a bee that'southward dressed up for halloween? A bee-witched

fifty) What does the queen bee say to the worker bees? You should bee more productive.

51) What do y'all phone call a bee who doesn't show off? A humble bee

52) What do you telephone call a ghost bee? A boo bee.

53) Why did the bee live through the winter? Because information technology wore a yellow jacket.

eilermanharme1943.blogspot.com

Source: https://kidadl.com/funnies/puns/bee-puns